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Cogito, ergo sum.

I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo.

I think, therefore I am depressed.

Die dulci freure.

Have a nice day.

Raptus regaliter.

Royally screwed.

Sona si Latine loqueris.

Honk if you speak Latin.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.

I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo.

Don't call me, I'll call you.

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.

If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.

Canis meus id comedit.

My dog ate it.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Re vera, potas bene.

Say, you sure are drinking alot.

Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant!

May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!

May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Radix lecti

Couch potato

Non sum pisces.

I am not a fish.

Quo signo nata es?

What's your sign?

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.

You know, the Romans invented the art of love.

Magister Mundi sum!

I am the Master of the Universe

Fac me cocleario vomere!

Gag me with a spoon!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nihili est -- in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.

That's nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.

Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.

Vescere bracis meis.

Eat my shorts.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!

Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business!

Fac ut vivas.

Get a life.

Insula Gilliganis

Gilligan's Island

Ut si!

As if!

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.

Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
    If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum!
Don't you dare erase my hard disk.

Gramen artificiosum odi.
    I hate Astroturf.

Furnulum pani nolo.
    I don't want a toaster.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
    I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
    If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.

Canis meus id comedit.
    My dog ate it.

Illiud Latine dici non potest.
    You can't say that in Latin.

Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
    Seen any good movies lately?

Nullo metro compositum est.
    It doesn't rhyme.

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
   I don't care.  If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.


Magister Mundi sum!
    I am the Master of the Universe!

Fac me cocleario vomere!
    Gag me with a spoon!

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
    Take my wife, please!

Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
    That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
    Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
    Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.

Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras!
    I forgot to polish the clocks!

Sic faciunt omnes.
    Everyone is doing it.

Vacca foeda
    Stupid cow

Fac ut vivas.
    Get a life.

Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
    Let's all wear mood rings!

Insula Gilliganis
    Gilligan's Island

Lege atque lacrima.
    Read 'em and weep.

Stultus est sicut stultus facit.
Stupid is as stupid does.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habeunt.

If catapaults are outlawed, then only outlaws will only have catapaults.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! 
    God, look at the time! My wife will kill me! 

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. 
    The designated hitter rule has got to go. 

Viri sunt Viri.
   Men are slime.

Vacca, vacca, vacca. (fozzie bear)
   Cow, cow, cow.

Id est mihi, id non est tibi.
   It is mine, not yours!

Tempus incognitum.
   Time unknown.

Labera lege...
   Read my lips...

Credo Elvem etiam vivere.
   I believe Elvis lives.

Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis habes.
   If you can read this, you have too much education.

Si tu id aeficas, ei venient.  Ager Somnia
   If you build it, they will come.  Field of Dreams

Cogito, ergo sum.
   I think, therefore I am.

Sum, ergo edo.
   I am, therefore I eat.

Cogito sumere potum alterum.
   I think I'll have another drink.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.
   Don't let the bastards get you down.

Duc, sequere, aut de via decede.
   Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
Paucis verbis, quid est deconstructionismus?
   What, in a nutshell, is deconstructionism?

Qualem muleirculam!
   What a bimbo!

Qualem blennum!
   What a doofus!

 Lagunculae leydianae non accedunt.
   Batteries not included.

 Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
   This isn't my real name.

Revera linguam latinam vix cognovi.
   I don't really know all that much Latin.

Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa?
   WhereUs my rubber ducky?

Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam
   I want my rubber ducky!

Wal*mart. Semper.
    Wal*mart. Always.

Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. 
    A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum.
We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Noster populus facit discrepantiam.
    Our people make the difference.

Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.
    Only you are can prevent forest fires.

Fac ut gaudeam.
    Make my day.

Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua.
    The only good language is a dead language.

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
    To boldly go where no man has gone before.

Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
    You do not know the power of the dark side.

Sit vis nobiscum.
    May the force be with you.

Tauri in decurso
    Bulls on parade

Quaeso esto meus vicinus.
    Please won't you be my neighbor.

Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis.
    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Magnus frater spectat te...
    Big Brother is watching you....

Monstra mihi pecuniam!
    Show me the money!

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Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.